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Profesional wiseacre and A SHOUTY ANGRY BASTARD

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS, and you are the SOON-TO-BE EMPEROR OF THE whole fucking planet.
You are ALWAYS FUCKING ANGRY AT EVERYTHING, YOURSELF VERY INCLUDED.
YOU SP---EAK VERY LOUDLY!!
<3 LAMP (lampandspider)
<> DAVE (turntechknight)

Your name is DIONUS VANTAS, -EMPEROR OF ALTERNIA AND EVERYTHING.
and your mun is very lazy.
So lazy that you, the ANCESTOR of the other fucker share a blog with him.
You Speak very eloguently with the proper phrasing, but if irritated or very excited you may SLIP IN A TRID----ENT.
<3 -suffspeare
Apr 20 '13

—-Everybody is blazing it and I’m just sitting here making wine run through the water system on my flagship.

2 notes Tags: ic ROW AGAINST TH----E SYST----EM

Apr 6 '13
I found Birdboy!

I found Birdboy!

(Source: we-were-only-trying-to-drown-hur)

4,798 notes (via karsprite & we-were-only-trying-to-drown-hur)Tags: ic chevellesexual

Apr 6 '13

Anonymous asked:

I actually do drink milk straight from the jug when no one is looking.

2 notes

Apr 6 '13

Anonymously send me a secret, and i will only publish it, not respond.

(Source: lovehgood)

3,491 notes (via friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman & lovehgood)

Apr 5 '13

butts-in-a-can:

cancerously:

cod-tier:

fidgey:

sometimes i mess with people on trollmegle i confess.

‘dont look at me im a lowwblood’ fUCKING PISSES EVERYWHERE OMG THIS MADE MY DAY„,

KARKAT

DUCKASS

doONT LOOK AT ME IM A LOWBLOOD I MLAUGHING SO HARD

12,011 notes (via meetthestriders & fidgey)Tags: ooc

Apr 5 '13
friends!! :D

friends!! :D

2 notes Tags: ooc friends the irony is that i have no idea who this is

Apr 5 '13
thebiscuiteternal: my bb.

thebiscuiteternal:

my bb.

3 notes (via thebiscuiteternal)Tags: ic This IS WHY I ADORE TARVEK. gurl genius blogging

Apr 5 '13
“Quick safety tip: don’t click your heels unless you MEAN IT.”
— Tarvek Sturmvoraus  (via mzminola)

4 notes (via mzminola)Tags: ic gurl genius blogging This is why I love Tarvek.

Apr 5 '13

guiltyconstitution:

theangriestemperor:

I am!! (|:B

Is this Wriggler’s Second Sass now?

I think so! I’m doing so well now! Two in one day…wow.

This calls for a celebration!

36 notes (via guiltyconstitution & guiltyconstitution)Tags: guiltyconstitution

Apr 5 '13

I love Tarvek Sturmvoraus so so much. —Even though he has a nigh unpronounceable name.

Tags: ic gurl genius blogging