GLUB GLUB YOU FUCKSHITS

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS, and you are the SOON-TO-BE EMPEROR OF THE whole fucking planet. Naturally, your blood is the HIGHEST POSSIBLE on the whole fucking HEMOSPECTRUM, not that you give a shit. As you say, ---EVERYON--E IS -EQUALLY R---ETARDED, WHY DO YOU --EV--EN GIV--E TWO SHITS ABOUT BLOOD COLOUR?
Honestly those kinds of people make you go BATSHIT UP THE FUCKING BELRFY.
You type in a way that is ALWAYS FUCKING ORNERY and you occasionally GLUB, but you try to keep it down because IT IS STUPID AS ALL HELL. You use a 2x3dentkind, which is why you toss your TRIDENTS, LIK---E THIS, when you're particularly ANGRY, which is always, or --EXCIT--ED, which is very RARE. You try to not use FISHPUNS but it OCCASIONALLY SLIPS OUT WHEN YOU'RE FLUSTERED OR EXCITED.
You are ALWAYS FUCKING ANGRY AT EVERYTHING, YOURSELF VERY INCLUDED.
You like ROMCOMS, and anyone who mocks you can go kindly FUCK THEMSELVES WITH A RAKE, because you're the fucking HEIR TO THE THRONE, BITCHES. But WATCHING THEM IS HARD since you live on the bottom of the ocean.
You also like CUTTLEFISH, and think they are PRETTY AWESOME.
THINKING UP CREATIVE INSULTS is one of your FAVOURITE PASSTIMES.
What you APSOLUTELY DESPISE doing but are FORCED TO is feeding your giant LUSUS. You have to kill for him YOURSELF, because you both wouldn't BURDEN ANYONE WITH YOUR SHIT, and because IT'S HARD TO GET PEOPLE TO BE BURDENED WITH YOUR SHIT WHEN YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKTARD MOST OF THE TIME.
The symbol on your FACE, your bitten FIN and your missing EYE were caused by a TRICKSTER, so of course you DESPISE THEM.
WHAT WILL YOU DO?

((fefbloodkk rp blog! woot! ))

<3 - lampandspider (Jade Sollux)
<> - turntechknight

DUE TO SHNENANIGANS, YOUR ANCESTOR IS ALSO PRESENT.
His name is DIONUS VANTAS, he Speaks very eloquently, and he is a BIT OF A PRICK.
<3 -suffspeare
Feb 23 '12

lampandspider:

theangriestemperor:

But but why?

>Blink blink

>Cling to him

>THAT WAS SO NICE WHY DON’T PEOPLE EVER TELL YOU NICE THINGS LIKE THAT

Why Not?

>Brush the last of the tangles out

Iit Ii2 2o Niice And Thiick And Ii Love Iit.

>Giggle.

But it ain’t fancy and stuff! Although…

>Lift up some of the strands yourself

It looks like my lusus when in water - glubglubglub.

15 notes (via lampandspider & lampandspider)Tags: lampandspider

  1. theangriestemperor reblogged this from lampandspider and added:
    >Giggle. But it ain’t fancy and stuff! Although… >Lift up some of the strands yourself It looks like my lusus when in...
  2. lampandspider reblogged this from theangriestemperor and added:
    Why Not? >Brush the last of the tangles out Iit Ii2 2o Niice And Thiick And Ii Love Iit.
  3. theangriestemperor reblogged this from lampandspider and added:
    But but why? >Blink blink >Cling to him >THAT WAS SO NICE WHY DON’T PEOPLE EVER TELL YOU NICE THINGS LIKE THAT
  4. lampandspider reblogged this from theangriestemperor and added:
    Darliing Ii Adore Iit 2o Much No Matter How Un2peciial You Thiink Iit Ii2. Ii Thiink Iit Ii2 Amaziing.
  5. theangriestemperor reblogged this from lampandspider and added:
    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? >There are stars in your eyes >MOTHERFUCKING DESU STARS UP IN THIS BITCH But my hair ain’t...
  6. lampandspider reblogged this from theangriestemperor and added:
    Ye2, We Get More Crediit Than We Really De2erve. Have Ii Mentiioned That Ii Ab2olutely Adore Your Haiir?
  7. theangriestemperor reblogged this from lampandspider and added:
    O-OHHH. Okay! >Chuckle. I think you are!! I dinn ever met one, though, but I thought yer were all fancy and stuff, but...
  8. lampandspider reblogged this from theangriestemperor and added:
    Ye2. Honey. Darliing. 2weety. Iit Ii2 A Liittle Habiit Of Miine Two Call Young One2 That Ii 2uppo2e. >Giggle We Are Not.
  9. theangriestemperor reblogged this from lampandspider and added:
    Honey? >Pout and cross your arms. >Sit still though. You aaaaaaaaare! All glowy and stuff!
  10. lampandspider reblogged this from theangriestemperor and added:
    Becau2e Iit Wiill Hurt More Iif You Do Not Get Them Out When They Are Liittle, Honey. Plea2e 2iit 2tiill, Ii Am Tryiing...
  11. theangriestemperor reblogged this from lampandspider and added:
    Owwwww why are you doing that stooop!! >Fuss and squirm. Oh? I dinna know rainbowdrinkers existed, wow!
  12. lampandspider reblogged this from theangriestemperor and added:
    >Shift everything around so that he is sitting in your lap and you’re brushing out the tangles you made >With motherly...
  13. theangriestemperor reblogged this from lampandspider and added:
    Being a rainbow drinker! Hey water you doing?
  14. lampandspider reblogged this from theangriestemperor and added:
    What Ii2 What Liike? >Reach for a hairbrush
  15. theangriestemperor reblogged this from lampandspider and added:
    Rainbow Drinker? Coool! Ehuehue. >You are still on him, eying him curiously. What’s it like?
  16. lampandspider posted this