GLUB GLUB YOU FUCKSHITS

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS, and you are the SOON-TO-BE EMPEROR OF THE whole fucking planet. Naturally, your blood is the HIGHEST POSSIBLE on the whole fucking HEMOSPECTRUM, not that you give a shit. As you say, ---EVERYON--E IS -EQUALLY R---ETARDED, WHY DO YOU --EV--EN GIV--E TWO SHITS ABOUT BLOOD COLOUR?
Honestly those kinds of people make you go BATSHIT UP THE FUCKING BELRFY.
You type in a way that is ALWAYS FUCKING ORNERY and you occasionally GLUB, but you try to keep it down because IT IS STUPID AS ALL HELL. You use a 2x3dentkind, which is why you toss your TRIDENTS, LIK---E THIS, when you're particularly ANGRY, which is always, or --EXCIT--ED, which is very RARE. You try to not use FISHPUNS but it OCCASIONALLY SLIPS OUT WHEN YOU'RE FLUSTERED OR EXCITED.
You are ALWAYS FUCKING ANGRY AT EVERYTHING, YOURSELF VERY INCLUDED.
You like ROMCOMS, and anyone who mocks you can go kindly FUCK THEMSELVES WITH A RAKE, because you're the fucking HEIR TO THE THRONE, BITCHES. But WATCHING THEM IS HARD since you live on the bottom of the ocean.
You also like CUTTLEFISH, and think they are PRETTY AWESOME.
THINKING UP CREATIVE INSULTS is one of your FAVOURITE PASSTIMES.
What you APSOLUTELY DESPISE doing but are FORCED TO is feeding your giant LUSUS. You have to kill for him YOURSELF, because you both wouldn't BURDEN ANYONE WITH YOUR SHIT, and because IT'S HARD TO GET PEOPLE TO BE BURDENED WITH YOUR SHIT WHEN YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKTARD MOST OF THE TIME.
The symbol on your FACE, your bitten FIN and your missing EYE were caused by a TRICKSTER, so of course you DESPISE THEM.
WHAT WILL YOU DO?

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<3 - lampandspider (Jade Sollux)
<> - turntechknight

DUE TO SHNENANIGANS, YOUR ANCESTOR IS ALSO PRESENT.
His name is DIONUS VANTAS, he Speaks very eloquently, and he is a BIT OF A PRICK.
<3 -suffspeare
Feb 23 '12

i am just SO MAD sorry utmblr i need to rant

fuck toypos

excuse me

if you were oging to t take me to the competotitoon in maths liek you promiised, idiot of a teacher

you might wanna

gee i dunno

TAKE ME OT THE STUPID THING

or yanno

TELL ME THAT IT’S OVER BEFOER I BUTST MY ASS DOING COMPLICATED AS FUKC MATH SIHIT

sdkjfodsrithrout I CANT’ EMVE SRTPELL RIGHT I AM SO MAD

YOU TOLD ME WE WERE GETTING REPERPARED FOR THE COUNTY/CITY/WHATTHEFUCKEVER COMPETITION IN MATHS

THE SITOE SAID THE DAT E IS THE DA AFTER TOMMWOROW

WHY

IS

IT

NOT

HUH????? YOU TOLD ME TO GET FEEAREADY BITCH TOUY OYTOLD ME T GGET REEADY when it’s ahs been tow fucking twweks since it’s past!!

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